Mike Bradecich

John LaFlamboy … Jarmon Mugg

Justin DiGiacomo … The Moleman / Hippie Guy 2

Nicholas Barron … Nicholas

Susan Messing … K.C.

Xzanthia … Eliza

Robert Englund … Mr. Confab

Mary Seibel … Mrs. Habershackle

Dave Pasquesi … Dave

Pete Kokonis… Pete the Cop

Greg Hollimon … Robert

Brian Boland … Adrian

Tim Kazurinsky

Brad Morris … Danny

Cat Bernier … Abby

Dina Facklis … Abby 2

Mike McNamara … Mac the Pound Worker

T.J. Jagodowski … Paulie

Paul Clayton … Clown

Dana Delorenzo … Stoner Molly

Rich Rankin … 911 Operator (voice only)

Cedric Young … Fr. McKenzie

Dan Jessup … Dog Box Daddy

Sofia Mia … Dog Box Daughter

Noah Gregoropoulos… Eliza’s Trick